Remember standing in front of a mirror and jamming to the latest Rock N Roll guitar riffs? I do!
Did you do Air Guitar solos of:
- Jimi Hendrix
- Jimmy Page
- Stevie Ray Vaughan
- Eric Clapton
- Eddie Van Halen
- Carlos Santana
- Angus Young
- Ritchie Blackmore
- Joel Libava
If you are feeling rusty, and want to relive the bedroom jam sessions of your past, there is a new franchise that can provide you some much needed hope.
Jimi Clapton's Air Guitar School will be offering a chance to go back in time, for those willing to pay the price. Classes include:
- A signed Air Guitar of your favorite dude
{Like this one }
- Choice of costumes to purchase from the 70's and 80's
- Group lessons from burned out guitarists from your era
- Simulated Hooka sessions
- Simulated group orgies {With real chicks}
- Real hotel rooms to destroy {Added charge}
- Wigs
- Tatoos
- Lifetime membership in {OFABR} Old,Fat, And Balding Rockers}
- Earplugs
- And much, much, more!
The first franchise has been purchased by Jimmy Kage, a former High School principal from Rocky Mountain High, in Colorado.
Jimi Clapton, the franchise's founder, told us during a phone interview that the franchise fee will be only $5,000. {That's because he couldn't remember what the original fee was when he worked with his franchise attorney.} Jimi also said "I don't give a flying F_ _ K what the International Franchise Association says about the low franchise fee. They can kiss my A _ S!"
The price of admission to the school is yet to be determined, but Jimi assured us that "It would be really F_ _ _ _ _ G expensive!"
Jimi hung up the phone, and the interview was over. I guess his ex was at the door.
A S_ H O L E
Jimi did give us this short video preview of how a graduate of Jimi Clapton's Air Guitar School would look after 3 weeks of class. Below
On a 1-10 scale, 1 being "Never do this again," and 10 being, "He would have been a great guitarist with real lessons," what number do you rate this dude at? Please comment below!
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