Alaska resident and Governor, Sarah Palin, has recently launched her second business. Her first business was a fishing business that she and her husband, Todd, owned …..
These two experienced entrepreneurs have decided to capitalize on the recent discussions concerning the time frame that dinosaurs were on our green earth. Scientists, with their modern imaging and data gathering equipment, have deduced that the dinosaurs were in existence millions of years ago. The Palin family, who don’t happen to be scientists, believe that the dinosaurs were in fact around much more recently. 2,000 years ago-recently, in fact!
The PalinTology Dinosaur Hunting Expedition Franchise is being launched for 2 reasons:
1. To prove her point that the entire scientific community is wrong
2. To help people get into a business of their own, and really stimulate our economy. {With the already sound fundamentals}
Included with this dynamic new franchise offering:
• Fully equipped Ford Expeditions {Gun racks, Flame-Thrower racks, laughing gas, and Doppler radar}
• 2 weeks of training {Training takes place at The Palin’s own Church. {Room #666}
• 95 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall
• Lifetime NRA membership
• DVD of Jurassic Park-Uncut
• YouTube Video Of Tina Fey/Sarah Palin Press conference
• Raw Meat/Salmon Bait
{The laughing gas is not for the dinosaurs}
The Palin’s are seasoned entrepreneurs who totally understand that sometimes one has to “Make up things as they go along” when it comes to business, and well…you know. They know that the first franchises that are sold will probably have a somewhat rocky road. The Palin’s will however, provide support and guidance, when they can. {Right now their hands are kind of full with family issues, and an election}
Finally, there is an option of Secret Service support, for an additional cost. The Secret Service would be able in a moment’s notice, to provide heavy artillery if needed, and some Black Chevy Suburban’s, if extra vehicles were needed in a chase situation. {A T-Rex can run at speeds of 30+ miles per hour!}
Total Investment in this dynamic franchise opportunity is only $175,000. Such a deal!
Contact:
Sarah or Todd Palin
2344 Bear Creek Drive
Wasilla, Alaska 34556-911
Email- palintology1@yahfreekinghoo.net
Great stuff, Before entering into any franchise opportunity, make sure you understand the franchise agreement.
Posted by: franchise opportunity | September 25, 2008 at 02:48 AM
Yes Liz. Yes.
But you know I was thinking. You and I driving around all gassed up in a Ford Expedition is not very GREEN of us.
GEEZ!
Thanx for reading it. If you really liked it, pass it on, please.
Joel
Posted by: Joel Libava | September 16, 2008 at 11:17 PM
Dude, I'm thinking we're gonna need those fully equipped Ford Expeditions and the 95 bottles of beer come November. Because if the election goes in the wrong direction, I'm thinking ROAD TRIP!
Ya with me? C'MON!
Erg...can I at least have the laughing gas? ;)
Posted by: Liz | September 16, 2008 at 10:40 PM