Air Guitar Franchise!

                                        

Remember standing in front of a mirror and jamming to the latest Rock N Roll guitar riffs? I do!

Did you do Air Guitar solos of:

• Jimi Hendrix
• Jimmy Page
• Stevie Ray Vaughan
• Eric Clapton
• Eddie Van Halen
• Carlos Santana
• Angus Young
• Ritchie Blackmore
• Joel Libava

If you are feeling rusty, and want to relive the bedroom jam sessions of your past,  there is a new franchise that can provide you some much needed hope.

Jimi Clapton's Air Guitar School will be offering a chance to go back in time, for those willing to pay the price. Classes include:

• A signed Air Guitar of your favorite dude

{Like this one                             }

• Choice of costumes to purchase from the 70's and 80's
• Group lessons from burned out guitarists from your era
• Simulated Hooka sessions
• Simulated group orgies {With real chicks}
• Real hotel rooms to destroy {Added charge}
• Wigs
• Tatoos
• Lifetime membership in {OFABR} Old,Fat, And Balding Rockers}
• Earplugs
• And much, much, more!

The first franchise has been purchased by Jimmy Kage, a former High School principal from Rocky Mountain High, in Colorado.

Jimi Clapton, the franchise's founder, told us during a phone interview that the franchise fee will be only $5,000. {That's because he couldn't remember what the original fee was when he worked with his franchise attorney.} Jimi also said "I don't give a flying F_ _ K what the International Franchise Association says about the low franchise fee. They can kiss my A _ S!" 

The price of admission to the school is yet to be determined, but Jimi assured us that "It would be really F_ _ _ _ _ G expensive!"
Jimi hung up the phone, and the interview was over. I guess his ex was at the door.

A S_  H O L E

Jimi did give us this short video preview of how a graduate of Jimi Clapton's Air Guitar School would look after 3 weeks of class. Below

New Franchise! Jimi Clapton Air Guitar School
Uploaded by franpro1

On a 1-10 scale, 1 being "Never do this again," and 10 being, "He would have been a great guitarist with real lessons," what number do you rate this dude at? Please comment below!

Comments

[Edgar Poole]

Nice job, Dude.
I give ya an 8!
Edgar Poole

[Jim Kukral]

Swiffer rules!

[The Franchise King]

Now Jim,
I thought the same thin g when I saw that dude playing Hendrix. He told me in no uncertain terms that it was not a Swiffer. Here is what the dude said:
"That was NOT a Swiffer. I paid $425 for that guitar as part of my "Jimi Clapton Air Guitar School" enrollment fee. It is an Air Guitar"!
Thanx for your comment.
Joel Libava