Courtesy of Sean Kelly, President of IdeaFarm.
Beloved Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq. has announced the debut of the first Meal Assembly & Cosmetic Surgery Kitchen Franchise: Make & Fake Gourmet. Make & Fake Gourmet combines the consumer appeal of paying hundreds of dollars to prepare ones own meals, and the booming demand for such cosmetic enhancements as botox injections, face peels, microderm abrasions, and liposuction… all in a festive, upscale, and social setting.
More details were not available at press time, as Mr. Quick just thought of the idea and had other things to do.
Said millionaire-maker Quick: “I am proud to be able to offer this exciting franchise opportunity to qualified individuals. As you know, 99% of franchise owners are wildly successful compared to 99% of independent business owners who fail in the most public, humiliating ways possible. QuickCo is proud to offer another exciting opportunity that’s truly too good to be true.”
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The deal is irrelevant. If Libavo and Kelly are behind it, it is fool proof. There are so many ugly sumbitches out there that the market for this concept is unlimited, not to mention those who are obese in addition to being turd ugly.
Posted by: SeamusMuldoon | July 11, 2008 at 12:33 PM