This new franchise company is feeling nostalgic about yesteryear, and has decided to combine some older elements together and launch a new nightclub franchise.
Hava Ding will be the first ever completely segregated franchised nightclub in the history of nighttime entertainment.
Shmuly Costello, the CEO of Hava Ding Enterprises explains:
"There were always just 2 major elements back in the day. These elements controlled the finer things in life. On one side, you had the brainy, numbers crunchers, who could out-calculate even the most gifted MBA's in their day. On the other side, you had the muscle. These folks punched first, and asked questions, whenever. These elements always had a love-hate relationship with each other, and sometimes even combined resources for the good of all mankind. The Hava Ding Nightclubs will be designed so that there is always a separation barrier in place, providing complete privacy for both elements, who will be welcomed with open arms. {Frisked at all entry points, too!} The Hava Ding Clubs will take everybody back to those great and violent times that are obviously missed. This is a great opportunity for the entrepreneur with deep connections, and deeper pockets."
The clubs will feature steam rooms, aged steaks, and fine wine. Of course there will be a phone room, for those so inclined to make research calls for their favorite sporting events, a special formal meeting room with a hand made rectangular table with seating for 21 for those all important "family" get-togethers. A full service deli, and pasta bar will be added on to each club for an additional bribe..er cost.
Shmuly also said that "all sorts of other stuff was available." When pressed what those were, the interview abruptly ended.
Here are the details:
Total investment- "Whatever"
Projected number of franchises in the 1st 2 years- "Maybe a few"
Look for a Hava Ding Nightclub in your neighborhood, soon...
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